Tales of Merciless Mina De Bouff -Bonnie Anne

Bonnie Anne Tells Mina that she would like a new gun. Bonnie say that it will help them on their travels. Mina agrees t' help her faithful companion and they all head t' Ol' Fisheye for help. Ol' Fisheye tells t' rugged group they need t' go talk t' Some Cutthroats In t' ship Old Chum. Mina thinks" That ship not be havin' a good name sounds like shark bait."

Once t' crew all travel t' t' top o' Skull Island they find such a sight. Mina looks at Bonnie and says " I knew it Shark bait, you can tell thar be a shark head on t' fore o' that ship and you want us t' go in thar?" Mina bein' t' Captain she be still determine t' help Bonnie goes into t' ship.

After showin' them sharks what this rugged crew be about t' lackey tells them about Alolphus they pirate they be huntin'. Lackey say they port him for went t' Davy Jones' locker on Refuge island. Once thar Mina prys t' Scaramanaga right out o' t'  Davy Jones' locker mans hands

Bonnie says Captain" This gun be broken but Lucius Fox can fix this for me" So Mina and her crew sailed t' Jonah Town t' meet up with Lucius Fox. Lucius has no problems fixin' t' gun for Bonnie and even say " No Charge" Mina be very happy not havin' t' give up any o' her treaaye. 

Mina meets Bonnie in t' Tavern cellar. Bonnie be engulfed with a swirl o' magic light and be is transformed starboard before Mina's eaye . Chumba Wumba! Bonnie be now a sharpshooter! Mina out...

Thank ye Talk like a Pirate translator, Without ye Mina's tales would not be so Piratey