Tales of Merciless Mina De Bouff -8

Mina and Mormo begin t' run through t' Tombs. Mina looks at Mormo I see why you don't like spiders they be creepy. As they runnin' Mina see some interestin' thin's like this Glowin' eye statue. Finally! they find Haku and make quick work on defeatin' him, only t' find out that He raises a Ancient Mumme t' defeat Mina and her crew. That Mumme almost had them until Bonnie Anne hits him a giant burst o' sparks. 
Haku be say'in that he will make peace with the Monkeys, Mina and Mormo head back to the Foreman. He pays them with gold and tells them about Gortez and that the Golden Monkey is cursed, then he sends them t' talk t' a Monkey named Criado. Mormo looks at Mina and says I think this monkey sendin' us on a wild monkey chase. They come t' t' campsite only t' find it destroyed. They find a rock that tells them t' monkeys hid in a cave.

Once inside t' cave a Monkey named Ramos tells them that they have t' get pass a swarm o' bees. Mina thinks, Nope t' bees. Ramos explains that they be trapped between t' bees and troggies but if they can find Criado and rescue him from sacrifice cave, He would be able t' tell them how t' get through t' bee swarm. " Mormo no want t' be sacrificed Mina Not use silly, we rescue.
When thar find out monkey be bein' cooked! Mormo We help put out fires and save Monkey, Aye Mormo Mina says. After savin' monkey he tells mina only way t' see t' Gold monkey be t' get through bees be t' make a paste from troggie poison and lotus flowers. More troggies? Mormo says , Aye Mormo, Aye.

Once through t' Bees they come out into a area where this troggie named Hopper wants t' talk t' them , Mina looks at Mormo " see that all troggies bad this one be good". Hopper explains they need t' talk t' Aguirre. Mina finds Aguirre and whisper t' Mormo I think these monkeys be a bit crazy, Mormo agrees.They be tellin' Mina they already got a Gold Monkey, Mina says no we want t' fins Gortez. T' Monkeys proceed t' tell Mina she be not ready. T' Watermole standin' with t' Monkeys tells Mina and her t' crew smash Clockworks and t' destroy their Captain and they can pass. So off They go inside t' Pyramid t' find t' Clockworks Captain. Mina out....

Thank ye Talk like a Pirate translator, Without ye Mina's tales would not be so Piratey.

I've Got the Music in Me- Winners

I want to thank everyone who entered everyone did an amazing Job on your collages. Here are the entries I received.

Sophia TitanHeart

Matthew Wyrmsong

Maria DragonFriend

Brain SunSlinger

Megan Moon

Taylor DeathBreeze

Also  prize will go to Oran BattleTammer who's image I could not get to work.

It's Yuletide/Christmas in July!!!

Now through Sunday, July 28th 2013 you can pick up those most wanted Holiday items in Both Wizard101 and Pirate101. You can even visit Felix Navidad in the Shopping District in Wizard101. So take a break away from the heat of the Summer with some really great cooling fun. 
 Also to pick up your free gift check out Wizard101 and  Pirate101

Forth Annual Best Little Dorm in Wizard City Winners!!!!

Congratulations Best little Dorm House winners!!!

Everything completed early!! Wednesday Post!

Our 4 judges certainly had their work cut out for them - but, they did it!!!  They have found the winners for the 4th Annual Best Little Dorm contest. So many amazing entries!
Each entry was scored by 4 categories:  (1) Use of the 5 items (2) Paragraph One (3) Paragraph Two, and (4) Over All Theme.  The maximum score that could be given was 160.
Thank you to all who entered!  And to all our winners who put so much effort and talent into creating a perfect habitat for their pets!

This year's winners!!

Grand Prize
Issac StoryCaster
 ( score 140)

The Library of Purple Poises

As with most of the Dread Grimoires they live in libraries of many different types, Lord Brady lives in The Library of Purple Poises. This is the library where you can learn how to use the power of the purple poises to remove spells that immobilizes other wizards essentially turning them into mannequins. With the help of Lord Brady and his mighty library, wizards young and old learn how to transport victims here and how to make the special tea needed to remove the evil spell.

As you enter the library you can see a Stone Rose (stone) in the center of the reading table, it is there as a symbol of what the evil spell can do to any living item, not just wizards. You can also see the Shield of Valor (wall hanging) hanging on the wall which symbolizes the effort and honor needed to accomplish the reversal of this spell. The Stopper Jar (Jar) contains the dry purple poises used in the spell and the Tea Set (yellow) is used to brew the concoction. Once the concoction is completed the fumes from the tea cup allow the victim's (Mannequins crafted) mouth and throat to start working enough to drink the brewed tea. With in 2 hours the spell is completely removed.

First Place

Iridian RainGem

(score 139)

The Restricted Section

The front doors you walk through of the Wizard City Library are not the true front doors. The lobby you see today is an expansion upon the old library from when Ravenwood was just beginning. Deep in the remains of the old library is the restricted section which is a small room, a place where very old and very dark magic is kept for the purpose of knowledge.This place is called the restricted section. Most have forgotten it even exists as the magic contained in the books has been banned from use as well as the room being lost somewhere in the old wing of the library. It is those facts makes it the perfect habitat for the Dread Grimoire. The Dread Grimoire resembles a very old book because it once was a simple book. It contains more knowledge than a wizard could learn in a lifetime, and if the magic contained within the pages of a book is great enough, it may animate and take on a life of it's own, such as the case with the Dread Grimoire. They are hungry for knowledge and what they don't know from their own pages can be learned from the thousands of books on the shelves around them. Most of the Dread Grimoire remain back in the furthest shelves from wizardly eyes, soaking up knowledge and living peacefully undisturbed among the dusty shelves. Some wander out a little further towards the fireplace, occasionally lighting it themselves to take the chill out of the air as even books dislike being cold. The oldest and most powerful books are the ones we see in the spiral today. They have learned all there is in the old library and have wandered out for new information, only to be captured by curious students. Thankfully they do not teach the dark magic from the restricted section.

     

Sadly, the hand crafted shelves have fallen from their original place over time, being shuffled around by unnatural earthquakes caused by the Myth students from Ravenwood. though the Dread Grimoire don't seem to mind it. They remain standing tall, making it hard to see the whole library at once, but making it magical to look around at the same time and discover books you've never dreamed of reading. Above the fireplace, partially hidden from view by some ancient text books, is a painting of an old estate. Not many know this, but Ravenwood wasn't always separated into towers. It was once one large school though as time tends to move on, and accidents do happen when training magical children, the school needed to be rebuilt and it was agreed that each teacher would have his or her own building with an attached tower to teach, so as not to disturb one another. The fog rolling in from inside the bookshelves? Possibly a book about weather was left open. Could the book with yellowing pages on the table? As for the mess in front of the fireplace, that is unfortunately not normally found in the Dread Grimoire's natural habitat considering they are naturally clean beings. It seems one of the few who learned of this rooms power has come in search of a spell, and it looks as though they found what they were looking for by trapping one of the Dread Grimoire. Dark magic has been cast from this room recently and the culprit left a mess behind including a jar of bat wings, a dragons eye in a jar, the beauty of a rose captured in stone, and gold... Was this the work of Morganthe or her servants? It seems to be some sort of summoning spell, though what would someone summon from the restricted section? Certainly nothing good. Too bad we can't ask the Dread Grimoire what happened, so we had best check with Headmaster Ambrose to see if he has any ideas on what to do about this.

Second Place

Quinn StormCloud

(score 139)

The Zombie Brothers & Friends' Final Resting Place

My dorm is centered around my two Zombie pets, Otis and Harley. They live with their buds, Vaden, Winston, and King Gizmo the Skeletons, and their cousins, Gus and Baxter the Myth Ghouls. Since every pet involved is well, dead, I decided that their natural habitat would be a graveyard of some kind. The dorm has a bunch of dead trees and gravestones which I figured would be a for-sure base for a graveyard. I combined the Dead Briar Trees with some Dark Stone Towers, which fit nicely with the theme and looked wonderful. I scattered a few Wild Mushrooms around to give an outdoor feel and used a starry-sky wallpaper and clawed dirt flooring to represent a creepy night environment. I put a Munched Lamppost near the main graves to add an even greater eerie feel.. the fact that it's tilted is a bonus, too. I put some bony remains in some graves and  I pushed some Pagoda-Topped Urns into two of my tower/tree combos for the great fog effect they give.. The centerpiece of the dorm was something I just pulled out of my brain.. I started with the Directional Arrows crafted item and I put a Skull on top.. I decided that wasn't good enough and added a Bone Hand for each direction. I wrapped it up with the Nailed Boards item as a base and I fell in love with it. The boards double as the NE, NW (etc) directions.  (North on the arrow points to Otis and Harley's hangout w/ Gus and Baxter.. West points to Winston's grave... East points towards Gizmo and Vaden's place and South points to the entrance.) My graveyard dorm turned into an "eerie" crossroads, which I am more than happier with. :)

I found this part to be challenging as well as fun.. for the Crafted Item I have the Directional Arrows item, for the yellow I have the glow of the Munched Lamppost... for the Stone item I have all the gravestones and the Dark Stone Towers, I have the Nightside Tapestry for my Wall Hanging (Death Plaques/Shields are wayyy too boring.) and for the jar I decided to put a little story in my dorm.. Winston the Skeletal Warrior stole one of Vaden and King Gizmo's eyes and put them in jars, haha. (Eye Jar item) Now Vaden and Gizmo try and get them back when Winston's not looking! I put a bone hand clenched around one of the jars so they'll have a harder time, haha. Don't think this is visible in my pictures, sadly.

Third Place

Luke FireHeart

(score 129)

The Garden Of Dreams

Hello, my name is Luke and this is the story of how Lucky became my pet. To find out where Lucky grow up, we had to travel to the land of Mooshu deep deep into the forest were only the Emperor knows about. Here we find the Garden of Dreams, this name was given from the Emperor himself after he found the garden.  As we  jumped into the pond, we meet all of Lucky's family and friends. This is the place were he grow  up! Lucky begin to tell me all the amazing things that he got to do when he was a kid and how the Emperor saved his mom and dad from death! As for me, after I helped save Mooshu from  Malistaire and healed the Emperor, he decided he would show me the Garden of Dreams that he had never shown anyone in his life. To thank me for saving the world of Mooshu and his life, the Emperor decided to give me a betta fish that I would call lucky.

            After lucky and I went to see his family and friends, the Emperor was so happy we came to visit that he invited us to dinner.  Later that night, the Emperor decided to tell us how he founded the Garden of Dreams. When he was just a boy, before he became the Emperor of Mooshu, he had found a small pond that was polluted and all the life around it was ding. When he looked into the pond, he found two small batte fish that would one day become luckys mom and dad. He decided to  rescue them before it was two late. Later on he decided that he would clean the pond and the garden so it would come back to life again! He started cleaning out the pond by adding new sea animals like the starfish hanging on to the sides of the pond. He also decided to lay down new grass mounds that were crafted by magic to help the garden grow. To help find his way back to the garden, he decided to place stones cut by himself to make a path. He also decided to light the pathway with yellow lights so he could  find his way back home at night. The garden was back to new again! After he became Emperor, he decided to bring Luckys mom and dad back to the pond and also decided to bring a large jar of fish food so he could feed them everyday.  Soon after that, lucky was born and everyone lived happily ever after!

Judges Choices

Judge A: Alexis 

I loved the way Alexis utilized the empty jars. Who doesn't love a Toaddle?

Habitat of the Toaddle

Judge B: Nathan Ashthistle

Nathan, I really liked the way you incorporated your paragraph's into a royal decree from King Artorious himself, it really gave me the sense that you put work into your Entry. As for the decoration, the first thing that caught my eye was the Stained Glass windows, it implies that it's a noble place to be (Churches, Palaces etc).I also really like the way you've put practice Dummies and Weapon Racks it gives it more of a Realistic Feel/Look to the dorm, and having the Statue of the king in the middle shows that it's not any old sparring chamber, it's the best of the best.

A decree from King Artorius

Judge C: Jonathan DeathShield

Loved the story and it fit the look of his dorm as well.

At the End of a Broken Rainbow

Judge D: Sophia

I love how the paragraphs and screen shots works together to tell the story - it is a complete package to me.

Pig Farm

10 Honorable Mentions

Scarlet Rain

Fred

Scarlet StormSong

Richard Legend

Angela ShadowGarden

Autumn Winterwhisper

logan Ghostwhisper

Wolf

Valkoor Windfist

Michael ShadowLeaf

25 Random Draws(valid entries only)

Edward RubyRunner
Blake ThunderRider
Olivia MoonBright
Madison Icegem
Austin Dark 
Tasha Stormwalker
Gabrielle Summer
James DragonCatcher
Gabriel Starcatcher
Calamity Stormrider
Victoria FireFlame
Micheal Nighteyes
Jared MythBlade
John GhostShard
Jessica BlueHunter
Lenora Nightstone
Alura StormSword
Nathan GhostStone
Alexandra BoomStaff
Hunter LifeBlade
Tristan SoulThief
Cody Goldenblade
Lucas DragonFlame
Neela Frost
Angela Goldenblood

I want to thank everyone who entered, we had so many amazing dorm rooms you really made it hard for us to judge. Special thank you to KingsIsle. Without everyone this contest would not be what it is today! See everyone next year!! 

Winners are have/being mailed. Thank you for your patience.  All Emails have been sent out.

Ryan the Relentless, Class Housing , Furniture and more!

Ryan has set up shop across from Kraken Skulls tavern and for 100 gold you are able to refresh your health with a nice mug of Yum-N-Ade. Thanks Ryan that was delicious. 

Class Housing

Pirate class housing, each house comes with it own unique style for each class. Hidden tunnels, traps even a giant sea squid in the Buccaneers house. My favorite  part is the Roses that fall from the sky in the swashbucklers house and the cannons in privateer's Although I am kind of worried that Nervous Neville's  Flag he has Bull-eyes all around his house. 

Class Furniture Sets

I really like the class looks swords for swashes and so on.

Housing Teleporters

Anyone that knows me from Wizard101 , know I create housing Hubs. Now with pirate version teleporters I can make my very own pirate housing hub

To find out more about this amazing update check out Pirate101.com Update notes. Well Time to get decorating!

                                 

Pirate101 has swag with Zazzle

Ahoy Pirates! Come check out out the Arrtastic Swag we pirates can have. From shirts, posters, even phone covers! So check out Pirate101 Zazzle Swag and you could even have a tea/coffee cup like me. :)

Staying Cool Winners!!

Congratulations to everyone!!

 We Pirates sure be knowing how to stay cool in the hot summer. This Pirate be loving all of it and knows how to stay cool now! Great job everyone.

 Grand Prize

Stubborn Duncan Freeman

Lending a Fan

First & Second- Random draw

Quirky Anna Vaughn

Nothing like a day at the beach

Bold Frances Newton

Snow heart

Third & Forth- Random Draw

Two Faced Anne

Take it to the Icy Docks

Sarcastic Dylan Pew

Dylan? He finds the closes swimming pool.

10 extra random draws!!!

Emily Jones

Golden Jack

Peachy Llewella Kipton

Belgrim laverne

Dreaming Kevin Morgan

Dead-Eye Scarlet Quincy

Justin Ironside

Katherine De Bouff

Tim Burton

Dark Wolf Xiriga

Fourth Annual Best Little Dorm in Wizard City-Official Contest

Let's get ready to ----DECORATE!!!

Best Little Dorm Contest is now closed .
Winners are posted Here

Do you have the best dorm in Wizard City?

Do you like to decorate?

The Fourth Annual Best Little Dorm in Wizard City contest starts now! Hurry! You only have until July 21, 2013 6:00 pm Central to enter.

This isn't just any little old decorating contest, though. There are twists and turns ahead!

First twist: Decorate your dorm to represent what you think your Favorite Pet’s Natural Habitat themed dorm would be like.

Example: A fish wouldn't be in a bed room or a flying pet in a cage. They would be in water or flying free. "Favorite Pet’s Natural Habitat" Where the pet would live in nature.

The turn: You must use all 5 items below.

1. Jar- Can be any type of jar. The word Jar has to be part of the item. Example: Empty jar.

2. Wall hanging- Can be any type of wall hanging or picture.
 3. Rock/stone - Can be one rock/stone or many types of rocks/stones. Be creative with your choice of rock item.

4. Yellow - The color yellow any item that is or has the color yellow on it. Pet, wallpaper or flooring will NOT count as yellow item.

 5. Crafting - Any Crafted item, your choice (You must say in paragraph which item you crafted)

Wait! There is one more twist to this contest.

Second twist: Both paragraphs are important

Write 2 paragraphs : 

Paragraph 1 -Write about how your dorm represents your Favorite Pet’s Natural Habitat. 

Paragraph 2 - Write about how you used the 5 special items in your dorm. 

( Be sure to tell the Judges how you used each of the 5 items and how they worked into your Pet’s Natural Habitat themed design.)

( You may add a title.)

Official Rules:

* Using all 5 items pictured above, you must decorate your dorm in your Favorite Pet’s Natural Habitat Theme.

* This contest begins July 8, 2013 and ends July 21, 2013 at 6pm (Wizard101) Central time. 

* You may use as many other items as you wish to make your dorm complete.

* You may only enter once.

* 2 Paragraphs must be sent with your entry screenshots.

* 3 screenshots will be allowed (no videos) List of screenshots;

A. Your wizard (with name showing) must be in one the screenshots. 
B. Your favorite pet must be in one of the screenshots. (Shown in it's Natural Habitat)
C. One best over all screenshot of your dorm room

* All prizes will be awarded Via email of entry.

* Nobody may win in more than one category of prizes.

* To be fair to all entries you must stay within the dorm room space. (If you use floating technique you must stay within the walls of your dorm room.) 

* Your wizard name must be sent with your entry. (Such as Paige MoonShade)

How to enter:

Following the official rules posted above, you will decorate your dorm In your Favorite Pet’s Natural Habitat theme and submit with no more than 3 screen shots of your dorm along with your 2 paragraphs by July 21, 2012 at 6:00 PM Central US time.

How do I submit entries? Send all entries to Contest@paigemoonshade.com email.

( If you are under the age of 13 you need to have your parents or guardians permission.)

Late entries will not be accepted. Please make sure it is correct before sending your entry in. Any entry with more than 3 screenshots and more than 2 paragraphs will be immediately disqualified. No exceptions." No editing will be allowed on screenshots. Please take your time and make sure everything is just how you want it.

Please read the Questions and answer in comments before you ask your question it is mostly like already answered. If you get to bottom of page  LOAD MORE for more Q & A. Please do not ask a question that has already been answered a few times . I will not answer the same question that has already been answered please read the Comments to find your answers. LAST DAY Q & A is over .

Good Luck Everyone! Here are your prizes. :)

Thank you Kingsisle for these amazing prizes!

Over 40 winners !!!!! 

Prizes:

Grand Prize
70,000 Crowns!!!

Epic Bundle

Red Barn Farm

Kirin Permanent Mount(Random Color)

Leopard pet

Amber Reagent

First Place 

60,000 Crowns!!

Epic Bundle

Red Barn farm

Kirin Permanent Mount(Random Color)

Leopard pet

Amber Reagent

Second Place 

60,000 Crowns!!

Epic Bundle

Kirin Permanent Mount(Random Color)

Leopard pet

Amber Reagent

Third Place

10,000 crowns!!

Epic Bundle

Kirin Permanent Mount(Random Color)

Leopard pet

Amber Reagent

4 Judges Choice Awards

60,000 Crowns!!

Epic Bundle

Red Barn Farm

Kirin Permanent Mount(Random Color)

Leopard pet

Amber Reagent

10 Honorable Mentions

10,000 crowns!

Red Barn Farm

Amber Reagent

25 Random Draws(valid entries only)

Red Barn Farm

Leopard pet

Amber Reagent

One random prize from this list:

10,000 crowns

Epic Bundle

Kirin Permanent Mount(Random Color)

*Valid entry = All 5 items, 2 paragraphs, no more than 3 screenshots and your Wizards name

Details, Details 

DETAILS
Codes can be redeemed from any location worldwide, but are only redeemable at http://www.wizard101.com/promo for use on the KingsIsle version of Wizard101. This promotion cannot be redeemed for Gameforge or Taomee hosted versions of the game.



 How to redeem codes:

* Visit http://www.wizard101.com/promo
* Enter your account information and click LOGIN
* Enter your unique code and press SUBMIT

Lots of questions about the 3 pics. Yes your name must be shown in one . How to get it to show Spell book-- gear--first joystick--overhead names everyone

Dorm Room Decorating -Revisited

Finished Dorm Room

Today I'm going to take time to show some basics, such as; Placing big items into wall ,adding details and placing items that normally just don't want to go inside. First let's go back to some other posts. All of these links will help any Wizard Decorator achieve that dream dorm room.

Dorm Decorating 101

Dorm Room Decorating 101 Part 2

The art of making something new.

Housing Decorating Tips at Wizard101 Central

Now that all those are out of the way , let's begin. I wont show how to place objects that cannot normally be placed as those links provide that information. What I will show is how to use tatami mats and how easy it is to remove them. I hope this helps all new decorators wanting to learn. Until next time, Happy dorm decorating. ;)

Place large item on mat and then move it into place.

Take a second mat and place it on top of edge of first mat.

Now use the scroll on your mouse and  turn them until they are away from placed item.

Now simply pick up both mats.

It's so Hot we got to Stay Cool!

Staying Cool

How to Enter:
This contest is now closed. Winners will be posted July 11th before 6pm Central * Take a screenshot of your Pirate staying cool in this Hot Summer!.Be creative
* This contest begins July 3, 2013 and ends July 10, 2013 at 6pm  Central time. 
* Send your in game name ,such as Perilous Paige with your entry.
*Send your screenshot to Contest@paigemoonshade.com email with title "Staying Cool."
*You have until July 10,2013 at 6:00 pm central to enter
*Make sure everything is correct before sending in entry.
*All prize winners codes are sent via their entry email. Please make sure you have the correct email.
* Only one entry per person
* All entries must be G rated(Family friendly)

If you are under the age of 13 please have your parents or guardians permission.

Thank you KingsIsle for these wonderful prizes

Good luck everyone!!

Winners Post HERE

15 winners!!

One Grand Prize

This Pirate showed how to stay cool in this summer heat!

Black Rain Shades, Pennyfarthing Permanent Mount + 10,000 Crowns

(NOTE, the Black Rain Shades is a level 50 item that cannot be stitched)

First & Second- Random draw

Pennyfarthing Permanent Mount + 2,500 Crowns

Third & Forth- Random Draw

Black Rain Shades + 2,500 Crowns

(NOTE, the Black Rain Shades is a level 50 item that cannot be stitched)

10 extra random draws!!!

Pennyfarthing 7-day Rental Mount + 1,000 Crowns

Music Festival in the Spiral

Music is the universal language of mankind.  ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

These Contests are now closed...

I've Got the Music in Me

Music Festival contest From July 1, 2013 - July 25, 2013. Take a pictures of your Wizard and your friends making music or just having fun. Frame into a collage.You may use photovisi.com If you like they have some really nice frames or make one yourself. That is where I made my collage banner for this contest. Really simple to use, all you have to do is click start creating.

Make sure to download your image to your computer before sending It is has an attachment from your own email. There is no way to respond or send prize to photovisi,


How to Enter:

* Take a screenshots of your Wizard and your friends making Music, or just plain having fun!.
* This contest begins July 1, 2013 and ends July 25, 2013 at 6pm (Wizard101) Central time. 
* Take your screenshots and create a fun Collage , like in the banner  ( this was actually my first one and very fun to create) Be creative!
* make sure to send your in game name such as (Paige MoonShade)  with  entry.
*Send your Collage to Contest@paigemoonshade.com email with title "Music Festival."
*Take your time you have until July 25,2013. 
*Make sure everything is correct before sending in entry.
*All prize winners codes are sent via their entry email. Please make sure you have the correct email.
* Only one entry per person
* All entries must be G rated(Family friendly)

If you are under the age of 13 please have your parents or guardians permission.

Thank you KingsIsle for these wonderful prizes

Good luck everyone!!

Prizes??

50 winners!!
Random Draws of all  who enter

Each winner will receive One code for; Music Box, 2 Scrolls and Instrument 

Twitter Trivia

If you Follow my twitter feed Paige Moonshade I will also be doing to random trivia throughout the month of July for Music instrument codes. Prizes will be music instruments.

Details, Details 

DETAILS
Codes can be redeemed from any location worldwide, but are only redeemable at http://www.wizard101.com/promo for use on the KingsIsle version of Wizard101. This promotion cannot be redeemed for Gameforge or Taomee hosted versions of the game.



 How to redeem codes:

* Visit http://www.wizard101.com/promo
* Enter your account information and click LOGIN
* Enter your unique code and press SUBMIT

Tales of Merciless Mina De Bouff -7

Mina lands at t' isle o' Doom, Mormo says captain this place seem t' a tomb.  Mormo say He not like spiders.  Mina and Mormo leave their mighty ship and go out t' find t' Foreman. Foreman Sal says t' monkeys been without food for a long and welcomes Mina t' t' isle o' Doom. " a lovely place if you can avoid, wait! What? parasites!? Mina dun want those. Foreman say Mina be okay if she do not drink t' water.

Foreman say we need t' stop rebel watermoles. Mormo asks Why attack watermole poople? Mina explains t' Mormo they be bad water moles. Mormo decides t' help by castin' all his Minions at t' bad watemoles. Mormo says that will show them how t' be good watermole like He is. After t' Battle Mormo tired and hungry, wants fish.  Mina says not here remember? Mormo agrees and they carry on t' t' tunnels. Wait! Mormo says No like spiders! Mina out...

Thank ye Talk like a Pirate translator, Without ye Mina's tales would not be so Piratey